He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Dicks are not precious.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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