if you like me you must not know who I am
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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