Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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