the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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