that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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