He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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