Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
