I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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