I wish I only lived at night.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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