What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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