Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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