i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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