Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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