seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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