he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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