He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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