the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My bed smells like the plague
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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