eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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