love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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