Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
