All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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