Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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