Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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