i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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