i just identified you from a description of your pipe
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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