i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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