so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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