I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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