i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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