I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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