Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
