Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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