On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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