I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize