Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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