where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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