STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize