Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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