I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You smell like stripper and shame
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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