Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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