Do vagina's smell?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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