Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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