So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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