I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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