Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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