At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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