look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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