the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think my mom watched the whole time
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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