With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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