that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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