I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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