that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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