My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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