If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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