This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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