uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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