is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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