Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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